CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY
CHALLENGED
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE
PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA: I Think
I'll Be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing
About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and...
PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get
Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why...
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ...(better start again)
It Was Enough to Physic a Woodpecker
