Ain't We Got Fun?
AIN'T WE GOT FUN?
Published in 1921
Lyrics by Gus Kahn and Raymond B. Egan
Music by Richard Whiting

Verse One
Bill col-lec-tors gath-er 'round and rath-er haunt the cot-tage next door
men the gro-cer and butcher sent, men who call for the rent.
But with-in, a hap-py chap-py and his bride of on-ly a year,
seem to be so cheer-ful, here's an ear-full of the chat-ter you hear.
Chorus One
Ev-'ry morn-ing, ev-'ry eve-ning ain't we got fun?
Not much mon-ey, oh but hon-ey, ain't we got fun?
The rent's un-paid dear, we haven't a bus,
but smiles were made dear, for peo-ple like us.
In the win-ter, in the sum-mer, don't we have fun?
Times are bum and get-ting bum-mer, still we have fun.
There's nothing sur-er.
The rich get rich and the poor get child-ren.
In the mean-time, in be-tween time, ain't we got fun?

Verse 2
Just to make their troub-le near-ly doub-le, some-thing hap-pned last night.
To their chim-ney a gray bird came . . .
Mr. Stork was his name.
And I'll bet two pins a pair of twins just hap-pen'd in with the bird.
Still they're ver-y gay and mer-ry, just at dawn-ing I heard . . .
Chorus 2
Ev-'ry morn-ing, ev-'ry eve-ning, don't we got fun?
Twins and cares dear, come in pairs dear, don't we have fun?
We've on-ly start-ed, as mom-mer and pop.
Are we down-heart-ed, I'll say that we're not.
Land-lord's mad and get-ting mad-der, ain't we got fun?
Times are bad and get-ting bad-der, still we have fun.
There's nothing sur-er, the rich get rich and the poor get laid off.
In the mean-time, in be-tween time, ain't we got fun?

Verse 3
When the man who sold 'em car-pets told 'em, he would take them a-way.
They said, "Won-der-ful, here's our chance, take them up and we'll dance."
And when bur-glers came and robb'd them tak-ing all their sil-ver they say:
hub-by yell'd "We're fa-mous for they'll name us in the pa-pers to-day".
Chorus 3
Night or day-time, it's all play-time, ain't we got fun?
Hot or cold days, an-y old days, ain't we got fun?
If wif-ie wish-es to go to a play, don't wash the dish-es, just throw them a-way.
Street car seats are aw-ful nar-row, ain't we got fun?
They won't smash up our Pierce Arrow, we ain't got none.
They've cut my wag-es, (but my) income tax will be so much smal-ler.
When I'm paid off, I'll be laid off, ain't we got fun?