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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while
they got to know each other so well, they decided to get
married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the
other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful
in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in
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The wedding
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At the wedding dinner after the ceremony, the bride
broom leaned over and said to the groom broom "I think I am
going to have a little whisk broom!!!
IMPOSSIBLE !!
Said the groom broom.
Are you ready for
this?
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Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
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"WE HAVEN'T
EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
 
(Comment:) Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!
Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...
even these silly little cute.....
and clean jokes.
Music: Frank Churchill; Lyrics: Larry Morey; featured in Disney's "Snow White".
Just whistle while you work (whistle)
Put on that grin and start right in
to whistle loud and long
Just hum a merry tune (hum)
Just do your best and take a rest
and sing your self a song
When there's too much to do
Don't let it bother you, forget your troubles,
Try to be just like a cheerful chick-a-dee
And whistle while you work (whistle)
Come on get smart, tune up and start
to whistle while you work
(Official Version)
Just whistle while you work (whistle)
And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place
So hum a merry tune (hum)
It won't take long when there's a song
to help you set the place
And as you sweep the room
Imagine that the broom
is someone that you love
And soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune
(Spoken): Oh, no, no, no, no! Put them in the tub)
When hearts are high the time will fly
So whistle while you work
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