If You're Happy and You Know It

If we cannot find Osama,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

If the markets hurt your Mama,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

If the terrorists are Saudi

And the bank takes back your Audi

And the TV shows are bawdy,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

If the corporate scandals growin',

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

And your ties to them are showin',

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

If the smoking gun ain't smokin'

We don't care, and we're not jokin'.

That Saddam will soon be croakin',

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

Even if we have no allies,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

From the sand dunes to the valleys,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

So to hell with the inspections;

Let's look tough for the elections,

Close your mind and take directions,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

If You're Happy and You Know It

While the globe is slowly warming,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

Yay! the clouds of war are storming,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

If the ozone hole is growing,

Some things we prefer not knowing.

(Though our ignorance is showing),

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

So here's one for dear old daddy,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

From his favorite little laddy,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)

Saying no would look like treason.

It's the Hussein hunting season.

Even if we have no reason,

Bomb Iraq!

(Bomb Bomb!)