His Car Went Beep, Beep, Beep

The Wiley Weekender...

Outside a local neighborhood bar, a police patrol routinely parked outside on the weekends for the obvious reason that several of its patrons had the unfortunate habit of driving home inebriated. On this particular night, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

Subject: Dad, can I borrow the car?

New Ferrari for Dad $1,000,000



Son borrows Dad's new car to try out..................and hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.





The driver only had some bruising (seat belt) and 2 small cuts.









Car loss $1 Million bucks!
Waiting list for a new one - 2 years!

When can son drive Dad's car again - next life time.
When will kid not be grounded and see the light of day - same day the polar ice caps melt; but he is still alive....Priceless!

Car only had 9 miles on it !..................One mile of it was during the wreck.