[Bert:]
Ain't it a glorious day?
Right as a mornin' in May
I feel like I could fly 

[Mary:]
Now Bert, none of your larking about! 

[Bert:]
'Ave you ever seen 
The grass so green?
Or a bluer sky? 

Oh, it's a jolly holiday 
With Mary
Mary makes your 'eart so light 

[Mary:]
You haven'y changed a bit, have you? 

[Bert:]
When the day is gray
And ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright! 

[Mary:]  Oh, honestly! 

[Bert:]
Oh 'appiness is bloomin' 
All around 'er 
The daffodils are smilin'
At the dove
When Mary 'olds your 'and
You feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin'
Like a big brass band 

[Mary:]  You are lightheaded! 

[Bert:]  
It's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love! 

[Barn Animals:]
Oh, it's a jolly holiday 
With Mary
Mary makes your 'eart so light
When the day is gray
And ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright!
Oh 'appiness is bloomin' 
All around 'er 
The daffodils are smilin'
At the dove
When Mary 'olds your 'and
You feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin'
Like a big brass band
It's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love! 

*Next stanza not on soundtrack* 

Now then what'd be nice
We'll start with raspberry ice
And then some cakes and tea
Order what you will
There'll be no bill
It's complimentary 

[Mary:]
Oh, it's a jolly holiday 
With you, Bert
Gentlemen like you are few 

[Bert:]
A vanishin' breed, that's me! 

[Mary:]
Though your just a diamond
In the rough, Bert
Underneath your blood is blue! 

[Bert:]  'Common knowledge! 

[Mary:]
You'd never think of pressing
Your advantage
For bearance is the hallmark 
Of your creed 

[Bert:]  True! 

[Mary:]
A lady needn't fear 
When you are near
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear!
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert
A jolly, jolly holiday with you!