It ain't gonna rain no more no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
When the wash rag's on the floor.

It aint gonna rain no more no more,
It aint gonna rain no more,
So how the heck can I wash my neck
If the soap's in the house next door.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
Its sooty foot he put.

Some people say that fleas are black
But I know that ain't so
'Cause Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snow

Mary had a little Lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
She still takes the lamb to school
Between two bits of bread.

Mary had an little lamb
It danced in skips and hops,
It danced into the road one day
And ended up as chops

A peanut sat on a railroad track
His heart was all a-flutter
A choo-choo train came round the bend,
TOOT TOOT Peanut butter.

A hen and a chicken went for a walk
Just to stretch their legs,
A motorcar came round the bend,
TOOT TOOT Ham and eggs.

Oh! the night was dark and dreary,
The air was full of sleet,
The old man stood out in the storm,
His shoes were full of feet.

Oh what did the blackbird say to the crow?
It ain't gonna rain no mo'.
Ain't gonna hail and ain't gonna snow
Ain't gonna rain no mo'.

Just bake them biscuits good and brown.
It ain't gonna rain no mo'.
Swing your ladies round and round
Ain't gonna rain no mo'.

It ain'ta gonna rain no more, no more,
It ain'ta gonna rain no more,
Oh how in the hell can the old folks tell,
It ain'ta gonna rain no more.

Ol' Uncle Ned laid down by the sewer,
And by the sewer he died,
And all the neighbors up and said,
It musta bin sewer-cide!

We had a cat down on our farm
It had a ball of yarn
When those little cats were born
They all had sweaters on

We had a goat down on our farm
It ate up old tin cans
When those little goats were born
They came in Ford sedans

The chamber maid came to my bed
Get up you lazy sinner
We need the sheets for table cloths
And it's almost time for dinner

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To try out Jack's new flivver
The car broke down a mile from town
And dumped them in the river

She's the only girl I love
With a face like a horse and buggy
Leaning up against the lake
Oh, fireman save my child

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