Osama bin Laden phoned President Bush. 
"I had a dream about the United States", he said. 
"I could see the whole country, and over every building 
and home was a banner", said Bin Laden. 

"What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush. 

"LONG LIVE OSAMA!!!" answered the terrorist. 

"I'm so glad you called", said President Bush, 
"because I too had a dream, I saw Afghanistan and it was 
more beautiful than ever, totally rebuilt with many tall 
gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions 
with swimming pools full of men and women. And over every 
building and home was a big beautiful banner." 

"What did it say?" asked Osama. 

"I don't know" answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."