1. Roadkill Cafe
   
   Menu
   
   
   
   

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   DINNER
   
   "Thanks to your car,
   
   made even thinner"
   
   
   
   

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   Center Line Bovine "Tastes real good, straight from the hood"	4.95
   The Chicken "That didn't cross the road"	3.95
   Goat Afloat "That got hit by a boat"	3.95
   Flat Cat "Served as a shingle...or in a stack"	2.95

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   TASTE THE WILD SIDE
   
   "It's still in the hide"
   
   
   
   

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   Chunk of Skunk	1.95
   Smidgen of Pidgeon	1.95
   Road Toad Ala Mode	1.65
   Shake'N Bake Snake	2.25
   Swirl of Smashed Squirrel	1.55
   Narrow Sparrow	.55
   Whippoorwill on a Grill	3.30
   Racoon served with a Spoon	5.75
   Rigor Mortis Tortoise	6.75

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   CANINE CUISINE
   
   "You'll eat like a hog...
   
   when you taste our dog!"
   
   
   
   

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   Slab of Lab	2.95
   Pit Bull Pot Pie	1.95
   Cocker Cutlets	3.95
   Shar-Pei Highway Filet	5.95
   Poodles N Noodles	5.95
   Snippet of Whippet	4.50
   Collie Hit by a Trolley	3.95
   German Shepherd Pie	3.95
   Round of Hound	4.25

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   LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
   
   "Dont use your headlight,
   
   for a taste that's outta site!
   
   
   
   

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   Partridge Pavement Pizza	1.95
   Rack of Rat Pack	3.95
   Smear of Deer	4.95
   Awesome Possum	1.95
   Cheap Sheep	.43