Dear Scumbag Spam Mongers –

Thank you for taking such an interest in me.  I regret to
inform you of the following:

01.---My penis is just fine.  Thank you for asking.

02.---I don't own a home.  So, why in hell or on earth would I 
	need to re-finance my mortgage?

03.---I don't require any medication, and even if I did I wouldn't 
	buy it from someone who can't spell the name of it.

04.---I deeply regret your situation in Zambia (for whatever 3rd 
	world country you and "your millions of dollars you need 
	to transfer" live in), but you're barking up the wrong damn 
	tree.

05.---I already have a degree (again, last time I checked one 
	didn't spell diploma with a one in the middle).

06.---Posing to be the institution I do my banking with, WOW!, 
	that's damn admirable.  No, you can't have my account 
	information.

07.---Re: I don't remember sending you a damn email in the first 
	place.

08.---"Your PC is infected."  No, it isn't.  I have a Mac which 
	doesn't open your screwed up .exe files you scum.

09.---Thanks for the stock tip.  Unfortunately, I didn't see a 
	listing on NASDAQ for: bLo6Wjob.GraNNy99.

10.---Chicks banging horses is sooooo 1999 and offends me to 
	the point of wanting to throttle you slowly.

Spam you very much.