Useful Expressions for Relieving Stress?
"When I want your opinion, I'll give it
to you."
"Well, this day was a total
waste of makeup."
"Do they ever shut up on your
planet?"
"I can't remember if I'm the good twin
or the evil one."
"I hate everybody. And you're
next."
"Don't treat me any differently than you
would the Queen."
"I just
want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
"I'm not tense,
just terribly, terribly alert."
"You say I'm a
B_ _ _ _ like it's a bad thing."
"I'm trying to
imagine you with a personality."
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
missed."
"How many times do I have to flush
before you go away?"
"Is it time for your
medication or mine?"
"And your crybaby
whiny-baby opinion would be...?"
Guys
have feelings too. But like, who cares?"
"Do NOT
start with me. You will NOT win."
"You have the
right to remain silent,
so please SHUT UP."
"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to
use it."
"I'm
one of those bad things that happen to good people."
"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"
"Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to
hide the bodies."
"Have you ever just had one of those
DAYS?"

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